A double bamboo straight and two four-of-a-kind
Nothing can beat that!
Not bad, I've got mahjong too
It's no fun playing with three people
when everyone else is winning big I give up!
Mix them up Pay up. Pay up
Lai Ling, everything you touch is lucky
Did you fight with your husband last night?
Fight? That is the last thing I want to do
It's pointless with him
You two having marital problems?
Just get him into bed and turn off the lights
That will solve anything
Don't you know?
He's nice to look at, but not much use
Sit down and play mahjong
I still have to brew tea
Master Liu will be here soon
Which Master Liu?
You don't know Blind Liu? He's the fortuneteller at the Sanqing Tea House
He's a great fortuneteller
You want to kill yourself!
Courting death is easy
Finding someone to help you die is difficult
How unlucky! You twisted your neck sleeping
I'm cured?
Treating your neck is easy Curing your worries is hard
How can you say that about me?
Misfortunes never come all at once
I see villains have cursed your fate
You see? How can a blind man see anything?
Sooner or later you'll know what I see
Within the day, you'll hit bad luck
I'll hit bad luck? If I hit anything it will be running over you
Hello. Right, I just want to see him
No, I just want to see him
Can you let me in first?
We already discussed this!
Hello, Hello
Four of a kind. Hello?
Where are you now?
That's none of your business Here's a 9-tile
Are you playing Mahjong again?
Are you telling me what to do!
I have something to tell you...
I am busy right now Whatever you want to say, just say it
Mahjong!
Today I...
The damage is bad!
Hey handsome, are you happy now?
Copying others to race your motorcycle?
Has seeing a beautiful girl sprained your neck? How are you going to solve it?
What do you have to say?
How embarrassing! Sorry, it wasn't on purpose
Not on purpose?
If it was on purpose
then we could just settle this with some money
If it wasn't on purpose then that's even easier
We can just report you to the traffic police
That's right
I'll tell the nice police officer
that you can ride your motorcycle
and talk on the phone at the same time You bet
It's just a broken tail light
I am a mechanic. I can fix it myself It won't take long
Who ask you to fix it?
You'd better fix your brain first
Stop bullshitting and pay the damage Pay up!
Pay up, in cash
I'll pay, I'll pay! ¥ 100, is that too much?
Are you thinking we're going to do the car wash?
We are going to fix the car
Hey, what are you doing?
How much?
Riding around with only ¥ Brave man
Forget it. Let's go
Next time you're out on your bike
don't try talking and steering at the same time
Wu Yuchuan, you're crazy!
Crazy? I see no shortage of craziness
Master Liu. You finally arrived
The young ladies must be getting restless
waiting for a fourth player
What took you so long?
Were you telling big bosses fortunes again?
Fortune telling?
I ran into villain crossing the street
He almost hit me
Take a seat
The famous Master Liu Who would dare to hit you?
Wasn't he afraid of you casting an impotence spell?
Let's play mahjong. What number?
Four
2-Bamboo
Master Liu, it's your turn
Lai Ling, you smell like peach flowers
What nonsense about smelling peach flowers?
I wear Chanel!
I smell peach flowers against your fate
Are you serious?
I'll give you a reading
What are you blindly groping for!
Blindly groping?
Other people beg me to touch them
I don't feel comfortable I'm not playing anymore
Lai Ling?
Lai Ling
when do you want me to touch just come to me
You have a call
Anything?
OK
I'll come soon
Life is the most precious thing
You only live once
you should make the most of it
Don't be ashamed of
a simple life
Don't be ashamed of doing nothing
If you don't make the most of your youth
and skills to make a fortune
you'll regret it when you're old
You sound like a goddamn whore!
Are you listening to me?
Have you thought it over?
This... should be okay
Where is that car from?
Why are you asking that!
Are you going to take the job or not?
Let me finish
From my technical point of view
this job is easy
but have you filled out all the paperwork?
We're refitting an imported car here
Relax
We're clean and everything is legal
We always put safety first
Really, it's all right?
Of course, it's all right
The boss is from Hong Kong
He knows the mainland inside out He can handle anything
I'll add ¥ 5000 more?
Only a man with money is truly man
Four of a kind
Everyone has the good fortune to pay up!
Here you are Sorry for taking your four of a kind
I could have won with 6- or 9-Bamboo
but I'm waiting just for your 3-Bamboo
Self-made Oh... I see
Self-made, thirteen unios
Let it go Jiajia
Unlucky in gambling, lucky in love
She's right
Don't take mine. Take out your money
Pay up. What tile was it?
You haven't eaten Were you waiting for me?
YOU ARE TALKING TO ME
What the hell you're talking about?
What's wrong with you these days?
Why did you cook so much today?
Have you struck it rich?
Not rich yet, but soon
Who are you lying to?
You said that before we got married
That's what you said two years ago
You said it again last year Who would believe you?
You will know when it happens
Enjoy fooling around while you can
One day you'll be sorry
What kind of fish is this? There's so many bones
I can't eat it
What's the point, if you can't even cook?
Are you good for anything?
Go away!
So what if I can cook?
I tell you
Only men with money are real men!
You think you can pay to become a real man?
If I got you a mistress would you even know what to do?
How can you be so obscene?
I wish you were little obscene
Can you even get it up?
Mr. Qin, dogs will become noble when following you
No... bullshit noble
Dogs must be obedient
Yes... Mr. Qin's dog is a good dog
Right, have the goods arrived?
Yes, I will send to the garage tonight
It must be arranged well
this time
Pay attention while you're employing guys
You too, come on...
It's full
Sorry, Master Liu
Master Liu, you're so perceptive
Heaven decides one's fate
Fortune is created by oneself
Does it matter if you read or don't read your fortune?
It's just like Mahjong
The game hasn't started... but the result is already decided
This is fortune
Easy to be the winner
Happy to be the loser
This is fate
Master Liu, please tell me what to do!
Mr. Qin is fortunate
You had a son at an advanced age
The son is yours
but Mrs. Qin is not the mother
The father's fate is opposed to the son's
Destiny repels each other
Either you will harm him or he will harm you
Master please tell me what to do
Buy some fish and set them free to avoid the coming disaster first
Then let me think of how to solve your problem
Aren't you tired yet?
You've been riding on me all night
Oh! My neck...
Pay attention while you're working
This is a big job
Be careful! We can't afford to mess it up
Mr. Bin
It's ready
I am standing next to your BMW right now
Absolutely no problem You can trust our workmanship
It looks like a brand new car Just kidding
Uh huh. Will it be Cash or?
Sure, I'll fill the tank
No extra charge
Fine
see you soon. Thanks
Fill up the tank The boss is picking up the car
Good!
Scram!
Scram! On the count of 1, 1...
Misfortunes never come unaccompanied
Within three days disaster will hit you
Villains oppose your destiny
Your disaster will be brought by fire but your own fire is impotent
Don't act so smart!
I know you've been conjuring demons You blind bastard!
The demons are in your mind!
You should reconcile your Yin and Yang and harmonize your outside and inside
You're so hot
It's easy to see you're full of anger
which proves you...
are strong in appearance but weak in constitution
I don't even have to touch
By the smell of your body
I can tell you're incapable very incapable
Master, I'd be honored if you drink with me
One more!
No, it's OK...
Eat more, I'd be honored if you drink with me more...
Master, here...
Master, I beg you
please point me to the right direction
This year is in the house of the Sun and Moon
A doe rabbit will encounter a buck rabbit's fur and become pregnant
A chicken crosses the road while its tracks are apparent to none
Master, a bit simpler... I don't understand
If you don't understand proverbs how about rhythms
Ok
An unexpected fortune turns to dust
A debtor is chased out alone
At home sleeping a neck is twisted
A wife plays mahjong all night without coming home
I've been unlucky I'm having some bad luck now
Bad luck is just a condition
Good luck is also a condition
Do you know the difference?
I don't know
What character is this?
Person
Your pulse beats with guardians who bring good fortune
It may also be blocked by villains who bring misfortune
You mean I will encounter villains
What can I do?
If you don't get rid of the villains the disasters won't stop
You want me to kill someone?
You must find the meaning yourself
Humans should have faith!
If you don't get rid of the villains the disasters won't stop
What are you doing? Get into the van
I really want to help you
but you've really made a mess of things
You really make me suffer this time
Tell me what we should do?
I will admit it
You admit it. That's great
You know that I am not a bastard
but I still need to explain things to the boss
Let's say ¥ 200,000!
Wu Yuchuan, you now owe me ¥ 200,000
When are you planning to pay it back?
I'll think of a way
It's a waste of breath! Cut off one of his arms first!
What does this mean?
I'll confiscate it This is an illegal knife
Save me
Stop screaming!
If you don't fucking pay up I'll chop you up with this knife!
Chop what? He is my bro
Yuchuan, until you pay off this debt
Otherwise, we'll be in a deep shit. Go
Knife...
Kill him? He's my brother
You needn't kill him
Stop!
Do you know what blind people fear the most?
I don't know
You people littering watermelon rinds
Tell your boss Mr. Qin
that I thought of a way to solve his problems
Have him come see me in a week
Good, good
You brought me here to eat this?
Didn't you say you were going to be rich?
This is all your order?
Say something!
Something went wrong, didn't it?
Eating out? You must have money to repay your debt
Wu Yuchuan, you owe him money?
What have you been up to?
Say something! How much do you owe him?
Not too much, only ¥ 200,000
¥ 200,000! Are you trying to kill us?
They want to chop you up with this knife
but I refused to let them
We grew up together
so I'm coming in person Where is the money?
Money, money, money! How dare you ask for money?
You gave me a smuggled car
Let's go to the police. I can report you
Let's go
You want to fucking report me?
Can you even get a hard on?
You worthless piece of trash
You villain. Stop
Don't run I'll show you what I'm made of!
Don't go!
Who has band aid?
Stop yelling. You're driving me nuts!
Let me put a Band-Aid on the girl's cut?
Get away! Stop shooting
Stop shooting! Don't make things worse
Get away
She's a villain I'll extinguish this villain
Please calm down. Don't get excited
We can discuss everything
Don't do anything crazy
Get away! Get away!
Don't move. Don't move Let's take him away
Everyone is a villain!
Why take so many pictures of average people?
I suggest you take the pictures of our brave hero
What's wrong with you?
Who said so... oh?
Really?
What are you doing here?
Don't you remember me?
You crashed into my car
There are so many tricks out there
I can tell you
Like fortunetellers who can tell your fortune from your face
or even your writing!
When I was young I saw people playing with "Ouija Boards"
Everyone put their fingers on a small dish
It kept turning with "di di di di" noise
there were even more superstitious ideas
So, care for the babe before liberation
So, take an example
Just see if it's true or not
Tell your fortune from your writing
Check with this? I can do it, too
If someone wrote the character "marriage"
it would mean your life will become difficult
because "marriage" is made up of the radical "girl" and the radical "coma"
Which means a girl got married
because she was paying attention
Later she would "wake up" to find the guy she married had many problems
Talking about superstition...
Superstition?
Even though appearances differ
everything in the universe is connected
It's Master Liu! Let's go sit with him
Master Liu
where do you find the time to come out to listen to comedians
Hold this
I'm hiding among the crowds
Master Liu
you can't just ignore Lai Ling's husband problem
can you?
I want to help but people have to want to listen
Do you know what your husband needs?
He needs stimulation
Just like, this
Your husband's situation is just like this intestine
He needs stimulation to spin worthless straw into the gold that will satisfy you
You can do what you want
How am I supposed to stimulate him?
Throw him into a hotpot?
Give him a green hat (cuckold him)
What could arouse a man more than that?
Master Liu, would you believe
that if every man on earth was impotent but you
I still wouldn't sleep with you
Why don't you give up!
Shut up
Such empty thoughts!
I, Master Liu abandoned all desires long ago
I relinquished human lust long ago
Relinquishing lust is good It saves a lot of troubles
Eat more vegetables Master Liu
To light prayer candles you write down the name
of the person you want to bless
It will bring good fortune to that person
No one has ever lit a prayer candle for me
I could light one for you
but I don't even know your name
Jia Jia
Pretty name
"Jia" as in "happiness"
I'll make one for you. What's your name?
My name is Wu Yu-chuan
"Yu" means universe and "chuan" means river
Wu Yuchuan. It's a very virile name
Virile? My fortune is the complete opposite of my name
Your name "Jia-jia" is better Good things come in pairs
I changed my name
My original name had 27 strokes
which curses my husband and son
A cursed husband and son? Are you married?
No
but I have a child, a little boy
He must be very cute
Just like his beautiful mother
I haven't seen him in a long time
He was kidnapped
Who did it? That's absolutely lawless!
A bad guy!
A really bad guy
I don't want to mention him anymore
The most important thing for me now
is to get my son back
Sure
I don't think I can live without my son
How about you, do you have kids?
Don't you like kids?
I like kids
Then why don't you and your wife have one?
We don't get along very well
Having a baby might help your relationship
She doesn't have time for baby
She spends every day playing mahjong
Playing Mahjong?
Maybe she plays mahjong to find the happiness and comfort
she doesn't get from you?
Usually, women play mahjong as an escape
It sounds like you also like playing mahjong?
Yes, my favorite game is karmic mahjong
No matter how big others won
or how many times you've lost
If you do your best
in the end you still can win it all back
Now I only want to win back my son
What about you?
Have you extinguished your villain?
He ran off and became a hero
Yin Zhibin is a villain but he's not your villain
Master, please give me direction Where is my villain?
I'm a villain
You're a villain too. He's a villain
They're all villains
In the vast universe villains are everywhere
Even right next to you!
If you can pay some money
I'll personally eliminate your villains even if it kills me
You don't think I'm capable of getting rid of villains?
You don't think I have the confidence to do it?
You don't think I'm determined enough?
Don't underestimate me again
I don't care what you do
Just don't pass out my secrets
Relax. I won't tell anyone
that you told me to kill
5-character tile
7 dragon straight
No way!
Mahjong! I win too!
You want to win with that?
Are you a man?
Play by the rules and pay up! That's right
One more game
I'm going to the lady's room
Me too
You have to go to the toilet together?
Lai Ling isn't here
Who is this?
Who am I? I'm her man!
Someone just gave you a call
Really? Who?
I don't know. A man
My husband
Why don't answer the phone?
He's nuts. Forget about him
Can you be more professional?
How can we play if you always have your call?
1-character tile Don't bullshit
Alright... let it go
Is it ok?
What number?
2-character tile
This is what I wait
You...
Sorry, the number you have dialed has been turned off...
I'm her man...
What are you doing just standing around?
You're back?
Where did you go? I called you and you didn't call back
Where would I go? I was playing mahjong
Have you eaten yet?
Have some fruit
I'm tired. I'm going to sleep
We need to talk
Talk about what?
I know I put you through a lot
I'll make it up for you in the future
Make it up?
What else can you give to me?
If I really wanted something would I still be with you?
I won't force you
I don't mind you going out
as long as it makes you happy
What are you talking about?
Don't make me look down on you
You think what you've said
is that great? Bullshit!
You're nuts
It's not disgraceful to be impotent it's a disgrace to be a psychotic
You think you're being fair embarrassing me?
Is it your purpose?
You're embarrassing yourself!
Are you a man?
Do you know what makes a real man?
Can't you act like a man
and do the things men are supposed to do?
All these years we've been married
what have I asked of you?
Calm down. Have an apple?
I don't want it!
I know you've always been good to me
Lai Ling, I am sorry
I don't want your apology
I don't want you to treat me well just because you owe me something
If you're healthy one day
you won't want me anymore
If I really had affair would you hate me?
You bitch. I hate you! I wish you were dead!
Lai Ling!
Why are you standing around?
Nothing
Your nose is bleeding?
I don't feel well I'm going to the hospital
Lai Ling! You shouldn't eat before washing your hands!
You're crazy!
Nurse, I've been poisoned!
Take him inside!
Quick!
We finally have a child
It's not ours, it's mine
It's not mine? Then whose is it?
Anyway, it is not yours
This is yours!
I don't want it! I don't want it
What are you doing?
Stop tossing about. You need to rest
Don't drink
See what state you're in and you're still drinking?
Quit drinking and get back to bed Back to your room
Sister, are you going to carry me back?
Where's your room? I don't know
Where's your room? No more drinking
Back to your room, now
No more drinking Alcohol is not allowed in the hospital
Get away...
I'm asking you to stay away. Fine...
Qin Longsheng, he's my son
That's what you say? Your son? Are you fit to be his mom?
If I hadn't given you so much money
who knows what man's bed you would be in now?
I will return the money Give me back my son
Money. I have lots of money But I only have one son
Why would I trade him?
I gave the birth to him
Use your brain?
When I insert a bank card into ATM
who owns the money that comes out? The bank or me?
You're inhuman. You disgust me
I disgust you?
Don't pretend to be holier than thou
If you take one step closer to my son
I'll tell him why his mom doesn't want him
Don't push me!
Don't do anything foolish?
We have contract and this is a society based on laws
Let me go!
What are you doing?
Stop staring. Get the fuck away!
What are you doing?
Help me hold this
Here, help me hold it
Hey, don't move. Rub my head
What are you doing?
Come here. Take a whiff
Rub it. Rub it
We smell alike, don't we
We're both cursed by villains
There's a master who says
if we don't get rid of our villains we can't change our fate
Villains? What villains?
My wife is my villain
and the man who kidnapped your son is your villain
They are against us
They're ruthless villains. They must die
I just want my son back
If these villains aren't killed you can't get your son back
Do you know
I should have killed my villain
but I could finish her off
You know we could trade
Trade what?
I'll help you to kill that bastard and get your son back!
You help me get rid of my villain
kill my wife. That's our trade
You are crazy
I'm not!
I am not psychotic
I'm in the hospital because I was poisoned
Humans should have faith!
With this gun, you can kill anyone
VERY VERY GOOD!
Sir, are you looking for a suit?
You can try it on
Oh, right. I can try it on
YOU ARE TALKING TO ME?
Boss Qin, Boss Qin! Drink More!
Come over, have a seat
Haven't seen you for a long time You don't come around any more?
I'm busy
Are you drinking or not?
Come on, let's have a drink together
Waiter, bring a glass! Waiter, a glass!
Thanks
Come on
Mister, buy a pack of cigarettes?
Buy a pack of cigarettes?
Kid, this is no place for you
Something is going down. Get out of here
Enjoy your drinks You want to leave. Stay a bit longer
Take this Thank you
Bye When you come again give me a call
I'll help you buy a pack
Here's ¥ 20. Keep the change
This pack is ¥ 25. You still owe ¥ 5
What did you say?
You still owe me ¥ 5
Can you drop the price? Is ¥ 24 OK?
Go home now, you hear?
Hey handsome Let me light your cigarette
Thanks
Hey handsome, you want a good time
Get off me, OK?
Let's have a good time
Get off me!
Get off!
Welcome
This is the men's toilet!
Your wallet?
This is insane
Cell phone?
Hurry up!
How old are you?
That bag too!
I can't give you that. Absolutely not
My toilet paper is in there
Pay up!
You're so lucky
Jia-jia
didn't we agree to trade?
What are you talking about?
I've already started
Right now I'm behind your villain
I'll finish him off in a bit
You should also find your shot
I'll wait for your good news
What do you mean?
Who was that?
Nothing. Keep going
Four of a kind!
One More!
That's the jackpot!
That's the grand slam
Everyone pay up!
Lai Ling, you should take a break
You've been playing for over 30 hours without a break
You want to kill yourself?
Lai Ling, your eyes are all swollen
You want a power drink?
Screw you. Keep it for your own sake!
I was just trying to help
Faster, follow that car ahead of us
Ok, good
Now don't pass him
Good
Now just keep this distance?
OK. That's fine
Lai Ling, you want a break? I can help you play for a while
No, I can't quit now I need to win ¥ 200,000
¥ 200,000? So much?
My husband had something go wrong He owes someone ¥ 200,000
I have to help him
What happened?
I think your husband is lying to you
Odds are he has a mistress somewhere!
Haven't you heard "Lucky in gambling, unlucky in love"?
Your husband Wu Yuchuan is useless!
Who did you say is useless?
None other than her husband Wu Yuchuan
Your husband is Wu Yuchuan?
Yeah, so what? Do you know him?
You underestimate my intelligence
Next time find someone smarter
more professional to come after me!
What do you want? Don't do anything stupid
Who was that on the phone? What's wrong with you today?
Nothing. Something came up I have to go
You guys keep playing
Answer the phone!
Pick up the phone!
Answer the phone
I got the wrong man. I made a mistake
I got the wrong man
Have you seen the man with this height
this hair style and a big black bag?
He went that way
It's OK. Just a misunderstanding
Don't call the cops Just a misunderstanding
You're really crazy?
What about your wife if you got killed?
My wife is a villain!
She doesn't care about me
All she does is cheat on me!
If I don't kill my villains my life will never change
You're an idiot
What are you doing!
You don't know how good your wife is to you
How do you know? Do you know each other?
There's a woman who plays mahjong with me
She kills herself gambling day and night
To earn money to help her husband to repay a debt
Many rich men chase her
but she only thinks of her husband
Only today did I find out
that this useless husband is you Wu Yuchuan!
Who is the villain?
I'm the villain
I am the one who could sell my own son to a villain
I am even more villainous than that villain Qin Longsheng
My son wasn't kidnapped by Qin Longsheng
I sold him. He gave me ¥ 500,000!
I even signed a fucking contract!
Whose the villain?
I'm the villain!
Don't you believe that killing the villains can change your fate?
Kill me then! Just kill me!
Pay up!
Are you ok?
Pay up! What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
Are you ok?
Do we need to call an ambulance?
Hello? Is this the police station? I have something to report
Master Liu, I brought the jar you wanted
The hole you asked for is dug
Now all we need is your incantation
Good. Your incantation is ready
Now bury the jar in the pit
You and your son will be safe and sound
Mr. Qin, everything on earth has it's yin and yang
For whatever problem arises I have a solution
Oh no! Mr. Qin, misfortune is on its way
Qin Longsheng we suspect you of being involved in
multiple counts of car smuggling
Please come with us
You've made a mistake
You should speak to my lawyer
We'll speak to your lawyer at the police station!
Let's go!
Let's go
Master Liu, you have to help me resolve this difficulty!
Let's go
You have less of your feudal superstition
We've known about you for a long time You'd better be careful!
The deeper the sin the deeper the pit must be
What should we do now? Do we still bury it?
I'm not burying shit! The boss was arrested
We're not getting any more money I'm out of here
Master Liu said to fill in the hole this evening
Are we burying it or not?
That jerk Master Liu? He's not going to pay us
To hell with him. Let's go!
Go, brothers
We're getting screwed out of our pay!
Get out! Let us in
Such a big car should give way first
Go away
Truck repair?
Wu Yuchuan, have you read the papers?
The boss is gone I want to find a new job
Luckily I found a new job delivering flowers
Besides coming to get the truck fixed
I also wanted to thank you
Man if you hadn't tried to kill me that day
I would have never become a hero
and never known how good it is to be a good person
Life is the most precious thing
You only live once
you should make the most of it
When he looks back
don't be ashamed of a simple life
Don't be ashamed of doing nothing
Why the hell did you do that?
What hell is your point? Are you here to make me return the money?
You don't owe me money
You owe Qin Longsheng money
If you want, you can go
to the police station to ask him about it
You go ahead!
OK, I'm leaving
Right, after you fix the truck
I'll deliver it to the flower shop
Fine! Hey, help me up!
I'm going. I'm going Take a look! Take a look!
Take care
If I hit anything it will be running over you
that if every man on earth was impotent but you
I still wouldn't sleep with you
that you told me to kill
Master Liu! How can it be you?
Humans should have faith!
You... finally, you... beat me!
This is fortune Master Liu!
I never thought Master Liu would be wrong
He said the only way to cure
your impotence was to cheat on you
I haven't done anything and you're already cured